This is an experimental adventure game in which your one goal is to sit in the corner of the room and stare into the distance. Download now to find out how much fun you can have doing nothing!

This was originally made for Steam as a joke when they announced they would allow any game to be uploaded on the platform (read this if you are out of the loop). I thought for some reason that meant it was now free to put a game on there, but appearently not, they still charge you $100 and I'm broke. Also I misread the title of the article, I thought it said "even if it's straight up trolling" not "unless it's straight up trolling" so it wouldn't be allowed anyway. I'd probably just forget about it but the thing is I stayed up until 12:00AM making this, and I didn't want it to go to waste, so I'm going to put it up for download.